March 2012
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Mar 2nd
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my fish, kanye, is dancing to nicki with me  bros
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Mar 2nd
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uggbootsandgayporn replied to your video: we wanted to see if he could sit still for a… i want him inside me omg. OH GOD. i’ll pass that message along ;) 
Mar 2nd
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ericunfocused replied to your video: we wanted to see if he could sit still for a… I basically was the same way after the bars on my 21st birthday. ay dios mio haha, i bet. it was funny he kept forgetting what my name was and just decided that it was zach, even when everyone else would be saying my name he was determined that it was zach.
Mar 2nd
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we wanted to see if he could sit still for a minute. turns out he had to be held down while doing so
Mar 2nd
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ericunfocused liked your photo: kaleb. blurry but I’ll post this video hold on oh man, kaleb look what you started
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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uggbootsandgayporn replied to your photo: last weekend was really, really great. who is the boy in the red and when can i touch his penis? kaleb oh my god. his name is sam! it was his 21st that night and was quite the shit show, obviously. took his shirt off and was running around in the snow in his short shorts for quite some time, you missed out!
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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I SHOULD GO TO BEDD
but i keep playing tetris battle i literally need an intervention or something
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYYYYYYY
Mar 1st
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uggbootsandgayporn: pocahotass replied to your post: all these anti smoking commericals make me feel… right i’m like……..oh that’s nice
Mar 1st
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“We have 5 or 6 leaders on this team but Mauro will certainly be captain next...”
–  Sigi Schmid on captaincy (via fyeahsoundersfc)
Mar 1st
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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uggbootsandgayporn: yas
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
1,167 posts
Feb 29th
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guys i think i had an orgasm while watching the...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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i don’t wanna go to biologyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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guys all i ever want to do is play tetris battle just forever that’s all i want to do
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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slaughterhousefive replied to your post: slaughterhousefive replied to your post: i have to… GOD THAT PICTURE YOU SHRUNK CHAMILLIONAIRE!!! 
Feb 29th
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can i just write on this grant that i aspire to be a gangster of love
Feb 29th
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slaughterhousefive replied to your post: i have to write a 500 word essay for an… also haha careers say you want to be cato kekekekekee
Feb 29th
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slaughterhousefive replied to your post: i have to write a 500 word essay for an… careers are stupid fucking ideas in my opinion i agree completely uggh  phenyline replied to your post: i have to write a 500 word essay for an… do you need help bsing stuff? PLEASE do you want to just write it for me
Feb 29th
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i have to write a 500 word essay for an application for this grant and all i have to do is write about my career goals and all that but i’ve put it off for two weeks and my mom is about to kill me, but i think the reason that i’m putting it off is because i honestly have no idea what the FUCK i want in life as far as a career ugggh
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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slaughterhousefive replied to your photo: bradsquirtle otp that is terrifying you’re terrifying
Feb 29th
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i hate elyse’s girlfriend
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
tamburina: oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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